In New Grain City,
Bread-on-bread crime
is rising.
Breadlums! is an adult animated crime dramedy about a world where everyone is made of bread.
Follow an over-seasoned detective and a fresh-baked rookie as they try to do right in a crumbling city full of breadlums gone wrong…
crime scene
crime scene
welcome to
new grain city
It’s a seedy town where donut cops fight to protect innocent loaves from an assortment of unsavory pastries.
The upper crust wield their power from the shadows, while the junk food in hell’s bakery is left to go stale.
And all the while, a serial killer is on the loose. The “Son of Samwich” is turning innocent loaves into sandwiches.
It’s a bread-eat-bread world and everyone’s out to get their slice...
Available wherever you get your brainrot:
EPISODE 1: SUMMER of Samwich
David Babkawitz is the ‘Son of Samwich Killer’ terrorizing New Grain City, turning innocent loaves into sandwiches.
Senior Detective ‘Mama’ Bearclaw and Junior Detective Jack Cruller Jr. are on the case.
Can they bring this killer to justice? Or will he make lunch of the whole city?
LOVED episode 1? Support the making of episode 2!
the evidence locker
Official Breadlums! merch from the streets of New Grain City.
It’s like a regular beanie but it says Breadlums! on it, making it the best kind of beanie.
• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
White Breadlums Unisex Tee Shirt with a sweet logo on the front and Breadlums! on the back. Make this your favorite shirt of all time. All other shirts are inferior.
100% cotton
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s a t-shirt with Breadlums branding! Buy it and wear it forever, always. Never wear anything else again. Ever.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
On or sell drugs? This bucket hat is perfect to let everyone know! Plus it says breadlums on it, how cool it that?
• 100% cotton twill
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability
“Breadlums! is my favorite show of all time, i wish I could watch this on my favorite streaming service and that the creators become so successful they CAN quit their jobs to MAKE BREADLUMS FULL TIME!”
— You, probably